Anyone who passed high school English knows about the Sirens: half-women, half-birds whose potent singing led many a sailor to his death against the treacherous rocks. Sirens Day Spa has that magnetism, but luckily without the treachery.

Sirens is all about the massages. They offer a massage for every type of person. Busy businesspeople will spring for the half-hour neck, back and shoulder massage, a perfect tension-releaser. Athletes will love the sports massage, a mix of deep tissue and traditional techniques to improve endurance and flexibility. If only one part of you is aching, try the therapeutic massage, a combination of techniques like sports therapy, trigger points, lymph drainage, and positional release that can be directed towards a specific area of concern. Sirens even offers a special, stress-relieving massage for pregnant women.

Sirens also features facial services such as pumpkin peels and detox therapy; hair styling, cuts, dyes and treatments; and waxes for all that pest body hair. They even specialize in spa parties for small groups, which can be upgraded with catering and champagne. One thing’s for sure: after an afternoon at Sirens, you’ll feel like a whole new you. Just stay away from those rocks.

910 Grand Avenue, Pacific Beach