Forever in Lust: Meet Johnny Castillo

Valentine’s Day is swiftly rounding the corner which means life is about to revolve around aggressive PDA, risqué lingerie shopping, and corny date ideas. Unless of course you’re single and all alone…

Not to worry San Diego singles, DiscoverSD is here to help you find romance this Valentine’s Day by hooking you up with the hottest guys and gals in the industry. From bartenders to DJs and notorious party girls, we rounded up your favorite industry singles and are hosting the first ever Valentine’s Day Industry Bachelor & Bachelorette Auction: Forever in Lust on Sunday, February 13th at the W Hotel benefiting the American Heart Association.

One of our sexy San Diego single men up for auction is the nightclub-running Jersey Shore Ronnie lookalike of San Diego, Johnny Castillo. From his sassy dream woman with attitude to his bad habits of … fist pumping, and the FLUXXed up distraction that keeps him single and oh-so-happy for now, get to know our featured industry bachelor.

DiscoverSD: Hi sexy! Tell us a little about yourself. What’s your name? Where are you from? How old are you? What are kind of personality traits do you have?
Johnny Castillo aka Johnny “Fist Pump.” I was born and raised in San Diego (I know that’s hard to believe). I’m 27 years old but some times feel like I’m 16 or 47, depending on the day of the week. I am very sarcastic, playful, romantic, sensitive, funny (I‘d like to think so at least), intelligent, and humble for the most part. In one word, my personality could be described as “a little of everything” LOL.

DSD: What part of the “industry” are you in?
Johnny: What industry does jumping out of birthday cakes in a banana hammock constitute? Lol Just kidding, I’m in the nightclub Industry.

DSD: Where can we find you hanging out on any given weekend night?
Johnny: FLUXX obviously! Do people really go anywhere else?

DSD: Now let’s get a little more personal. Describe to us your ideal girl. What does she look like? What kind of qualities does she have?
Johnny: Hmmm that’s interesting; does Megan Fox ring a bell? Hahaha my ideal girl, if that even exists, would be tall with piercing almond eyes. Full lips and a “I just rolled out of bed” look to her. She would have a sweet innocent demeanor but be a bad ass at heart. A girl who could charm the pants off anyone, yet tell someone to go “F**K themselves” in the same breath. She would be intelligent, goal oriented, and able to challenge me in conversation. Her sense of humor would be sarcastic like mine, and she would definitely have to be spontaneous in order to keep up with me! 

DSD: Why are you single?
Johnny: LOL I have a lot of goals that I’m trying to accomplish and have to be very selfish at the moment. It would be unfair to be with someone if I couldn’t give that person my full attention. I put 100% effort into everything I do and would not feel right if I couldn’t give my all into a relationship. Plus, have you seen where I work? LOL FLUXX is pretty distracting! Haha I guess I have slight ADD when it comes to women. 

DSD: If money wasn’t an object, what would you plan for an ideal date?
Johnny: I’m a big fan of traveling so this is easy. In casual conversation, I would ask her one day if she could see or do anything in the world, what would it be? I’d let a couple weeks go by so that I could plan the trip and then each day I would leave her clues that revealed something small about the trip. Then on the final day, I would have a friend pick her up from work and drop her off at a private jet where I’d be waiting with her luggage packed and a glass of champagne. I know I’m a little over the top but you only live once! 

DSD: Have you ever been arrested?
Johnny: No, but I’ve been put in handcuffs many times. Hint hint…

DSD: What’s your biggest turn on?
Johnny: When a girl can make me laugh but also bust my balls. I love a girl with an attitude.

DSD: Tell us something about you that we don’t know.
Johnny: That’s a lot of things lol. Okay, l have six Godchildren so I guess you can say I’m like “The Godfather.”

DSD: If you could kidnap and lock anyone up in your basement, who would it be?
Johnny: Now that just sounds creepy, I’m not answering that one! Sounds like a set up to me.

DSD: If you could pick only one, which would you be and why: Rich, Famous or Attractive?
Johnny: Attractive of course. Society has proven that you can become rich and famous off your looks but money can only buy you so much plastic surgery to become attractive. 

DSD: What do you think about public displays of affection?
Johnny: GROSS! But when I’m drunk, I’ve been guilty of it many many times.

DSD: What makes you a “catch?”
Johnny: Hmm, maybe you should ask the ladies this question. Let’s see: I genuinely am a good selfless person who puts other people before my own well-being. I can make anyone laugh at have been told my smile is contagious and overall, I am passionate about life. Nobody lives harder, loves more, or laughs louder than this kid! 

DSD: Are you the single type or the relationship type?
Johnny: Right now I’m having too much fun being single but wouldn’t mind someone to consistently cuddle up with at night. 

DSD: If you were a stalker, would you be good at it?
Johnny: They don’t call me the “Resident Creeper” at FLUXX for nothing. I was born to get filthy, creepy, and weird!

DSD: Do you have any “bad habits”?
Johnny: Only If you consider fist pumping a bad habit.

DSD: If we Googled you, would we be more likely to date you, less likely to date you or remain completely uniformed?
Johnny: Definitely more likely to date me. You would see all my awards I received while playing football in high school and college! 

DSD: If you could have one superpower, what would it be and why?
Johnny: I’d want to be invisible so no one could catch me creeping – LOL (that sounded bad) 

DSD: Do you snore?
Johnny: Only after a night of intense drinking!

DSD: Have you ever been told you look like someone famous?
Johnny: I would seriously be rich if I got a dollar every time someone told me I look like Ronnie from Jersey Shore! 

DSD: What’s your best joke?
Johnny: “Yo mama is so old, she owes Jesus $3.”

DSD: What’s your favorite domestic animal?
Johnny: Dog – they recognize human emotion, they don’t ask for much, and appreciate it when you take them out for a walk. 

DSD: What’s your favorite wild animal?
Johnny: Lion – they are the King of the jungle, sleep most of the day, and the Lioness do the majority of the hunting while the male lions sit back and chill.

DSD: If you were on a deserted beach, what three emotions you would feel?
Johnny: Anxious, Lonely, and Claustrophobic

DSD: What’s your favorite food?
Johnny: Mediterranean cuisine because it’s fresh, healthy, and delicious! 

Forever in Lust: Love Johnny Castillo? So do we! Come fist pump with Johnny and win a date at the DiscoverSD Charity Bachelor and Bachelorette Auction Forever in Lust at W San Diego Hotel benefitting the American Heart Association on Sunday, February 13, 2011. Stay tuned for all the RSVP details!

Want more? Meet more featured San Diego bachelorettes and bachelors in our San Diego dating blog!