From San Diego personals and apartment listings to services and gigs, we all know that Craigslist is the go-to guide for anything and everything you need. Discover this week’s helpful, interesting and straight-up weird San Diego Craiglist postings.

Calling all Tyler Durdans: A Craigslister is looking for a local fist fighter to occasionally meet up with in a secluded area for a physical fight. No gloves or protection - “just straight up beatings.” But hey, at least you get to wear a mouth piece and a groin cup. Sorry ladies, looks like you aren’t allowed to partake in the Fight Club inspired festivities.

Single and Ready to Mingle? Craigslist has just the San Diego singles event you’re looking for. On April 30th at 8:30 pm head to Deco’s in Gaslamp for the Date & Dash Singles Speed-Dating Party. You never know who you might meet!

So GQ: Do you ever wonder if there are other cultured and successful men out there like yourself? Well, look no further; we’ve got your bro-mance right here. Manzes Inc. is a non-profit organization of the United States’ most successful, top notch men. As a member you receive access to contacts for jobs, advice, connections with the best restaurants, women, hotels, condos, boats – you name it. Better hurry quickly though. Membership is only open to 50 new members per year.

The Power of Healing: Reiki Tummo workshops help to heal physical, mental and emotional problems, improve relaxation, maintain your health and enable you to be connected. Check out the Alternative Healing Festival in Balboa Park on Sunday, May 3, at 10:30 am. Get more info here.

Socialize: The best way to network is at the beach. Join other local business professionals on May 6 from 6 to 9 pm at the W Hotel’s rooftop beach to socialize, network and build your business. Check it out here.

Zoofari: Are you hankering to have a cheetah at your safari-themed work party? No problem. Wild Wonders in Bonsall has over 120 different animals from around the world to bring to you. Get more info about all their crazy critters here.

 

FYI: Pot stealing can in fact be considered a crime. An angry Craigslister posted yesterday saying that someone stole her potted plants from her driveway on Jemez Dr. She is quoted as saying, “just to let you know I am a practical witch for I will bestow upon you bad luck in all you do...and that is a high price to pay for some plants” Honestly people, is the economy that bad that we need to start stealing plants?

Find more wacky local postings on San Diego Craigslist.