Meet Our Industry Mankini Contestants

Whether your daily routine consists of strutting around the house in barely-there underwear, or you’re from the other school that likes to let everything hang loose, don’t miss the first-ever No Pants Dance – Industry Mankini Contest + Champagne Spraying Party at Voyeur on Tuesday, August 30, hosted by your inappropriate friends over at DiscoverSD.com. Check your fancy pants at the door and get ready for the weirdest night of your life.

While the babealicious Mankini contestants are being styled and bronzed (courtesy of Diesel Salon and iTAN Sun Spray Spa), guests are encouraged to splurge on the hosted bar from 9-10 p.m., followed by $8 Karlson cocktails and $50 J Roget champagne bottle specials all night long. It is our one goal for the evening that cheap champagne will lead to ridiculous bottle spraying battles – on stage, in the crowd, and on the dance floor. Oh, and complimentary yellow ponchos will be available for those who don’t like soaking in the fun, because we’re nice like that. This is one party you just can’t miss – RSVP now!

As we prepare to splash the San Diego nightlife industry’s hottest Mankini contestants with bottles of bubbly while they compete in a runway-style pageant for our amusement, let’s take a moment to get to know them a little better.

Camron Zibaie: Voyeur (pictured)

Q: Do you prefer free flowing, trimmed, or barely there?

I am an amazoningly well-trimmed man.

Q: Are you a grower or a shower?

Neither…I eat Viagra for breakfast.

Q: What supermodel would you say you'd closely resemble, if you were a girl?

Betty White

Chris Martin: Bar West

Q: Describe how you would seduce a pretty young thang on the beach.

I would allow my natural charm and charisma to take over or tell her “I own DSD”, that tends to work…

Q: Which came first the chicken or the egg?

Hmmmm, tough one... I think the chicken, followed by the waffle.

Q: What did you do to prepare for the Mankini contest?

Lots of squats, jazzercise class and some waxing. Didn’t everyone follow the same routine?

Colin Mark Robinson: R.A.P. Productions

Q: Describe how you would seduce a pretty young thang on the beach?

Aggressively handing out club flyers. Girls love that.

Q: What do you think is more uncomfortable, a camel toe or ultimate wedgie?

Ultimate wedgie. The skin back there is sensitive.

Q: What secret moves do you use to get the ladies back in the sack?
Throwing ice cubes on the ground and loudly proclaiming “Now that I’ve broken the ice…” Thanks Teddy Dowding.

Greyson Waller: DiscoverSD.com (pictured)

Q: What would be the name of your little buddy down under?

Fragglecock

Q: Describe how you would seduce a pretty young thang on the beach.

 Show her my VIP Wavehouse wristband, fire off a couple dub step guns and say "my name Grillex"

Q: What supermodel would you say you'd closely resemble, if you were a girl?

Heidi Montag

Isaac Krejci: Side Bar

Q: Briefs, boxers, or let it all hang out?

Mankinis… DUH.

Q: What supermodel would you say you'd closely resemble, if you were a girl?

Amy Winehouse because I’m drop dead gorgeous.

Q: What gets you all wet and wild?

The Sears underwear catalog… full backs with no lace panties and it’s a bonus if there is a tampon string involved in that equation.

Jeff Smith: DiscoverSD.com

Q: Most guys wish they could be well endowed. If you could only have girth or length, which would you choose?

Technically the absence of either would mean you have no dick at all, so it wouldn’t matter.

Q: Name some of your voyeuristic tendencies.

I sacrifice my mind, body, soul and professional life for electronic music, I like to spray champagne and pretend I have no idea what anyone is talking about when they say how pissed everyone was who got soaked the next day, if Chance is trying to molest me I yell “Forbes” at the top of my lungs, I think of Shocks anytime I see red shades, I like to mix Jamo with Champagne (Jampagne), I like to mix Belvedere with Champagne (Champadere), I’ll probably disappear for a few straight weeks of getting tattooed from head to toe someday just to come back and fuck Farley’s world up, once or twice a month apparently a primal urge requires that I stand on a bar and fistpump/headbang like a maniac, I flinch anytime a girl in tight black with holsters is near enough to kick me in the dick… are those the types of voyeuristic tendencies you were referring to?

Q: What secret moves do you use to get the ladies back in the sack?

I lock them in my closet with a tanning bed and a treadmill. You’d be amazed how willingly they jump back in just to get a few moments out of solitary.

Justin Bauman: VAVi Sports (pictured)

Q: What did you do to prepare for the Mankini contest?
Same thing I’ve been doing since I found the protein shake…pounding it!!

Q: If you were paid a $1 million to shave a cartoon down there, what would it be?
Haha…too easy – George Jetson!! He works “full-time” 9 hours a week and lives in the coolest SkyPad Apartments in the year 2062. Too much fun to be had with this one.

Q: Name some of your voyeuristic tendencies.
Well, I used to come here to barback, now I come here to take my “Pants Off & Dance”!!!

Jesse Bojorquez: Let's Blank Tonight

Q: If you could have a party in your pants with one person, who would it be?

I would have a party with Natalie Portman in my pants.  Black Origami!

Q: What song would you play during your “No Pants Dance Off”

Juvenile -Slow Motion for Me

Q: Do you prefer the chase or grab them by the balls kinda gal?

I like chasing chicks that grab balls. The grab them by the balls type.

Nadav Wilf: DiscoverSD.com

Q: What kind Popsicle would you be?

A turtle head pop.

Q: Which head matters most to you?

I’m a bean flicker.

Q: Describe how you would seduce a pretty young thang on the beach.

I would approach her with a paddle ball challenge…if she said yes then I would know she’s my soulmate.

Matt Foster (pictured)

Q: If you could have a party in your pants with one person, who would it be?
Mila Kunis . Something about Russian girls that do it for me.

Q: What secret moves do you use to get the ladies back in the sack?

Rags with chloroform.

Q: What would be the name of your little buddy down under?
Leroy Jenkins.

Oliver Lang: Rubicon Deli

Q: If you could have a party in your pants with one person, who would it be?

The black guy with the reassuring deep voice from the All State insurance commercials, he just seems so trustworthy.

Q: What gets you all wet and wild?

A mouth hug around my meat whistle.

Q: Most guys wish they could be well endowed. If you could only have girth or length, which would you choose?

Length and I’d tie it in a knot.

Steven Esparza: FLUXX

Q: Briefs, boxers, or let it all hang out?

Whatever lets me get my hands in the quickest.

Q: What secret moves do you use to get the ladies back in the sack?

I tickle them with my beard.

Q: What did you do for prepare for the Mankini contest?

Went on a binge diet of fried chicken and pills.

So there you have it, twelve industry contestants all ready and willing to share their deepest, darkest and hairiest secrets for one night only. Whichever contestant sports the most shocking Mankini attire and wows the crowd with their impressive package will receive $2,000 in marketing for their venue and $1,000 in prizes including: 2 A.W.O.L. Music Festival tickets, 2 any time-any show access tickets to Voyeur and the title of the ‘No Pants Dance Mankini Man’ with a full dedicated editorial spread on DiscoverSD.com. The winner is chosen by the loudest applause, so we suggest you bring a lot of friends. And remember, a no pants dress code will be strictly enforced.

No Pants Dance: RSVP now for free cover and free drinks during our hosted hour from 9-10 p.m.!